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Dark Knight Subtitles (scenes with Joker)
No, no, no, I kill the bus driver.
Bus driver?
What bus driver?
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I believe whatever doesn't kill you
simply makes you...
...stranger.
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Oh, hee-hee, aha.
Ha, ooh, hee, ha-ha, ha-ha.
And I thought my jokes were bad.
Give me one reason why I shouldn't
have my boy pull your head off.
How about a magic trick?
I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.
Ta-da!
It's...
It's gone.
Oh, and by the way,
the suit, it wasn't cheap.
- You ought to know, you bought it.
- Sit.
I want to hear proposition.
Let's wind the clocks back a year.
These cops and lawyers
wouldn't dare cross any of you.
I mean, what happened?
Did your balls drop off? Hm?
You see, a guy like me...
- A freak.
- Damn right.
A guy like me... Look, listen.
I know why you choose
to have your little, ahem...
...group-therapy sessions
in broad daylight.
I know why you're afraid
to go out at night.
The Batman.
See, Batman has shown Gotham
your true colors, unfortunately.
Dent, he's just the beginning.
And as for the television's
so-called plan...
...Batman has no jurisdiction.
He'll find him and make him squeal.
I know the squealers when I see them...
...and...
What do you propose?
It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.
If it's so simple, why haven't
you done it already?
If you're good at something,
never do it for free.
How much you want?
Uh, half.
- You're crazy.
- No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
If we don't deal with this now...
...soon...
...little Gambol here won't be able
to get a nickel for his grandma.
Enough from the clown!
Ah, ta-ta-ta. Let's not blow...
- Shit!
- ...this out of proportion.
You think you can steal from us
and just walk away?
- Yeah.
- I'm putting the word out.
Five hundred grand for this clown dead.
A million alive, so I can teach him
some manners first.
All right. So, listen,
why don't you give me a call...
...when you wanna start taking things
a little more seriously?
Here's my card.
Mm-mm.
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So, dead, that's 500.
How about alive? Hm?
You wanna know how I got these scars?
My father was...
...a drinker...
...and a fiend.
And one night,
he goes off crazier than usual.
Mommy gets the kitchen knife
to defend herself.
He doesn't like that...
...not one bit.
So, me watching...
...he takes the knife to her,
laughing while he does it.
He turns to me and he says:
"Why so serious?"
He comes at me with the knife.
"Why so serious?"
He sticks the blade in my mouth.
"Let's put a smile on that face."
And...
Why so serious?
Now...
...our operation is small...
...but there is a lot of potential...
...for aggressive expansion.
So which of you fine gentlemen
would like to join our team?
Oh. There's only one spot open right now,
so we're gonna have...
...tryouts.
Make it fast.
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Tell them your name.
Brian Douglas.
And are you the real Batman?
- No.
- No?
- No.
- No?
Then why do you dress up like him?
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Because he's a symbol that we
don't have to be afraid of scum like you.
Yeah. You do, Brian. You really do.
Huh? Yeah. Oh, shh, shh, shh.
So you think Batman's
made Gotham a better place? Hm?
Look at me.
Look at me!
You see, this is how crazy
Batman's made Gotham.
You want order in Gotham...
...Batman must take off his mask
and turn himself in.
Oh, and every day he doesn't,
people will die.
Starting tonight.
I'm a man of my word.
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We made it.
Stay hidden.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
We are tonight's entertainment.
I only have one question:
Where is Harvey Dent?
You know where Harvey is?
You know who he is?
Hands up, pretty boy.
Do you know where I can find Harvey?
I need to talk to him.
Just something little, huh? No.
What's going on out there? Wayne!
- Oh, thank God, you've got a panic room.
- Hey, wait...
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.
We're not intimidated by thugs.
You know...
...you remind me of my father.
I hated my father.
Okay, stop.
Well, hello, beautiful.
You must be Harvey's squeeze. Hm?
And you are beautiful.
You look nervous. Is it the scars?
You wanna know how I got them?
Come here. Hey.
Look at me.
So I had a wife.
She was beautiful, like you...
...who tells me I worry too much...
...who tells me I ought to smile more...
...who gambles and gets in deep
with the sharks. Hey.
One day they carve her face.
And we have no money for surgeries.
She can't take it.
I just wanna see her smile again. Hm'?
I just want her to know
that I don't care about the scars.
So...
...I stick a razor in my mouth
and do this...
...to myself.
And you know what?
She can't stand the sight of me.
She leaves.
Now I see the funny side.
Now I'm always smiling.
You got a little fight in you. I like that.
Then you're gonna love me.
Drop the gun.
Oh, sure. You just take off your little mask
and show us all who you really are. Hm?
Let her go.
Very poor choice of words.
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Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.
Oh, excuse me. I wanna drive.
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Okay, rack them up.
Rack them up, rack them up,
rack them up.
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Evening, commissioner.
Harvey Dent never made it home.
- Of course not.
- What have you done with him?
Me?
I was right here.
Who did you leave him with?
Hm? Your people?
Assuming, of course,
that they are still your people...
...and not Maroni's.
Does it depress you, commissioner...
...to know just how alone you really are?
Does it make you feel responsible
for Harvey Dent's current predicament?
- Where is he?
- What's the time?
What difference does that make?
Well, depending on the time,
he may be in one spot or several.
- If we're gonna play games...
- Mm-hm?
...I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.
Ah, the "good cop, bad cop" routine?
Not exactly.
Never start with the head. The victim
gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...
See?
You wanted me. Here I am.
I wanted to see what you'd do.
And you didn't disappoint.
You let five people die.
Then you let Dent take your place.
- Even to a guy like me, that's cold.
- Where's Dent?
Those Mob fools want you gone so
they can get back to the way things were.
But I know the truth. There's no going back.
You've changed things.
- Forever.
- Then why do you wanna kill me?
I don't wanna kill you.
What would I do without you?
Go back to ripping off Mob dealers? No, no.
No. No, you...
You complete me.
- You're garbage who kills for money.
- Don't talk like one of them. You're not.
Even if you'd like to be.
To them, you're just a freak...
...like me.
They need you right now...
...but when they don't...
...they'll cast you out like a leper.
You see, their morals, their code...
...it's a bad joke.
Dropped at the first sign of trouble.
They're only as good as the world
allows them to be. I'll show you.
When the chips are down, these...
These civilized people...
...they'll eat each other.
See, I'm not a monster.
I'm just ahead of the curve.
Where's Dent?
You have all these rules,
and you think they'll save you.
- He's in control.
- I have one rule.
Oh. Then that's the rule you'll
have to break to know the truth.
Which is?
The only sensible way to live
is without rules.
And tonight you're gonna break
your one rule.
I'm considering it.
There's only minutes left,
so you'll have to play my game...
...if you wanna save one of them.
"Them"?
You know, for a while there,
I thought you really were Dent.
The way you threw yourself after her.
Look at you go.
Does Harvey know
about you and his little bunny?
Where are they?!
Killing is making a choice.
- Where are they?!
- Choose between one life or the other.
Your friend the district attorney,
or his blushing bride-to-be.
You have nothing,
nothing to threaten me with.
Nothing to do with all your strength.
Don't worry, I'm gonna tell you
where they are, both of them.
And that's the point.
You'll have to choose.
He's at 255nd Street...
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Do you wanna know why I use a knife?
Guns are too quick.
You can't savor all the...
...little emotions.
You see, in their last moments...
...people show you who they really are.
So in a way, I knew your friends
better than you ever did.
Would you like to know
which of them were cowards?
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- What? Sorry?
- What do you want?
I just want my phone call.
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Hello there.
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I told you, I'm a man of my word.
Where is the Italian?
All tactical units will converge
on the location in minutes.
I want auxiliary units to cover
all possible getaway routes.
Please.
Joker-man, what you do
with all your money?
You see, I'm a guy of simple taste.
I enjoy...
...dynamite...
...and gunpowder...
...and gasoline.
- What the...?
- Ah, ah, ah.
And you know the thing
that they have in common?
They're cheap.
How much are they
paying you to say who Batman is?
This is our chance. I want Lau alive.
The Joker, either way.
Hey, Jim. Get a load of this.
Let's take the next caller.
Harvey Dent didn't wanna
give in to this maniac.
You think you know better?
I think that if we could talk to
Dent today, he may feel differently.
And we wish him a speedy recovery.
Because God knows, we need him now.
You said you were a man of your word.
Oh, I am.
I'm only burning my half.
All you care about is money.
This town deserves
a better class of criminal...
...and I'm gonna give it to them.
Tell your men they work for me now.
This is my city.
They won't work for a freak.
"Freak."
Why don't we
cut you up into little pieces...
...and feed you to your pooches? Hm?
And then we'll see how loyal
a hungry dog really is.
It's not about money...
...it's about sending a message.
Everything burns.
Who is this?
I had a vision...
...of a world without Batman.
The Mob ground out a little profit...
...and the police tried to shut them down
one block at a time.
And it was so boring.
I've had a change of heart.
I don't want Mr. Reese
spoiling everything...
...but why should I have all the fun?
Let's give someone else a chance.
If Coleman Reese
isn't dead in 60 minutes...
...then I blow up a hospital.
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Hi.
You know...
...I don't want there to be
any hard feelings between us, Harvey.
- When you and...
- Rachel!
...Rachel were being abducted...
...I was sitting in Gordon's cage.
I didn't rig those charges.
Your men, your plan.
Do I really look like a guy with a plan?
You know what I am?
I'm a dog chasing cars.
I wouldn't know what to do with one
if I caught it.
You know? I just do things.
The Mob has plans. The cops have plans.
Gordon's got plans.
You know, they're schemers.
Schemers trying to control
their little worlds.
I'm not a schemer.
I try to show the schemers...
...how pathetic their attempts
to control things really are.
So when I say... Ah. Come here.
When I say that you and your girlfriend
was nothing personal...
...you'll know that I'm telling the truth.
It's the schemers
that put you where you are.
You were a schemer, you had plans...
...and look where that got you.
I just did what I do best.
I took your little plan
and I turned it on itself.
Look what I did to this city with
a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.
Hm? You know what I noticed?
Nobody panics when
things go "according to plan."
Even if the plan is horrifying.
If tomorrow I tell the press that, like,
a gangbanger will get shot...
...or a truckload of soldiers
will be blowing up...
...nobody panics.
Because it's all part of the plan.
But when I say that
one little old mayor will die...
...well, then, everyone loses their minds.
Introduce a little anarchy...
...upset the established order...
...and everything becomes chaos.
I'm an agent of chaos.
Oh, and you know the thing
about chaos?
It's fair.
- You live.
- Mm-hm.
You die.
Mmm. Now we're talking.
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I'm Mike Engel for Gotham Tonight.
"What does it take
to make you people wanna join in?"
You failed to kill the lawyer.
I've gotta get you off the bench...
...and into the game.
Bench. Game.
- Come nightfall, this city is mine.
- Mine.
- And anyone left here plays by my rules.
- Rules.
Mr. Fox? Security is showing
a break-in at the R & D Department.
If you don't wanna be in the game...
- ...get out now.
- Get out now.
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We really should stop this fighting,
otherwise we'll miss the fireworks.
There won't be any fireworks.
And here we go.
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Can't rely on anyone these days.
You gotta do everything yourself. Don't we?
That's okay. I came prepared.
It's a funny world we live in. Speaking of
which, you know how I got these scars?
No, but I know how you got these.
Oh, you.
You just couldn't let me go, could you?
This is what happens
when an unstoppable force...
...meets an immovable object.
You truly are incorruptible, aren't you?
Huh? You won't kill me...
...out of some misplaced sense
of self-righteousness.
And I won't kill you...
...because you're just too much fun.
I think you and I are destined
to do this forever.
You'll be in a padded cell forever.
Maybe we could share one.
You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate this
city's inhabitants are losing their minds.
This city just showed you...
...that it's full of people
ready to believe in good.
Until their spirit breaks completely.
Until they get a good look
at the real Harvey Dent...
...and all the heroic things he's done.
You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle
for Gotham's soul...
...in a fistfight with you?
No.
You need an ace in the hole.
Mine's Harvey.
What did you do?
I took Gotham's white knight...
...and I brought him down to our level.
It wasn't hard.
See, madness, as you know...
...is like gravity.
All it takes is a little push.
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