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Dark Knight Subtitles (scenes with Joker)
No, no, no, I kill the bus driver.Bus driver?What bus driver?_______________I believe whatever doesn't kill yousimply makes you......stranger.____________________________________Oh, hee-hee, aha.Ha, ooh, hee, ha-ha, ha-ha.And I thought my jokes were bad.Give me one reason why I shouldn'thave my boy pull your head off.How about a magic trick?I'm gonna make this pencil disappear.Ta-da!It's...It's gone.Oh, and by the way,the suit, it wasn't cheap.- You ought to know, you bought it.- Sit.I want to hear proposition.Let's wind the clocks back a year.These cops and lawyerswouldn't dare cross any of you.I mean, what happened?Did your balls drop off? Hm?You see, a guy like me...- A freak.- Damn right.A guy like me... Look, listen.I know why you chooseto have your little, ahem......group-therapy sessionsin broad daylight.I know why you're afraidto go out at night.The Batman.See, Batman has shown Gothamyour true colors, unfortunately.Dent, he's just the beginning.And as for the television'sso-called plan......Batman has no jurisdiction.He'll find him and make him squeal.I know the squealers when I see them......and...What do you propose?It's simple. We, uh, kill the Batman.If it's so simple, why haven'tyou done it already?If you're good at something,never do it for free.How much you want?Uh, half.- You're crazy.- No, I'm not.No, I'm not.If we don't deal with this now......soon......little Gambol here won't be ableto get a nickel for his grandma.Enough from the clown!Ah, ta-ta-ta. Let's not blow...- Shit!- ...this out of proportion.You think you can steal from usand just walk away?- Yeah.- I'm putting the word out.Five hundred grand for this clown dead.A million alive, so I can teach himsome manners first.All right. So, listen,why don't you give me a call......when you wanna start taking thingsa little more seriously?Here's my card.Mm-mm.__________________________________So, dead, that's 500.How about alive? Hm?You wanna know how I got these scars?My father was......a drinker......and a fiend.And one night,he goes off crazier than usual.Mommy gets the kitchen knifeto defend herself.He doesn't like that......not one bit.So, me watching......he takes the knife to her,laughing while he does it.He turns to me and he says:"Why so serious?"He comes at me with the knife."Why so serious?"He sticks the blade in my mouth."Let's put a smile on that face."And...Why so serious?Now......our operation is small......but there is a lot of potential......for aggressive expansion.So which of you fine gentlemenwould like to join our team?Oh. There's only one spot open right now,so we're gonna have......tryouts.Make it fast._____________________________________________Tell them your name.Brian Douglas.And are you the real Batman?- No.- No?- No.- No?Then why do you dress up like him?Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!Because he's a symbol that wedon't have to be afraid of scum like you.Yeah. You do, Brian. You really do.Huh? Yeah. Oh, shh, shh, shh.So you think Batman'smade Gotham a better place? Hm?Look at me.Look at me!You see, this is how crazyBatman's made Gotham.You want order in Gotham......Batman must take off his maskand turn himself in.Oh, and every day he doesn't,people will die.Starting tonight.I'm a man of my word._______________________________________________We made it.Stay hidden.Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.We are tonight's entertainment.I only have one question:Where is Harvey Dent?You know where Harvey is?You know who he is?Hands up, pretty boy.Do you know where I can find Harvey?I need to talk to him.Just something little, huh? No.What's going on out there? Wayne!- Oh, thank God, you've got a panic room.- Hey, wait...Oh, you gotta be kidding me.You know, I'll settle for his loved ones.We're not intimidated by thugs.You know......you remind me of my father.I hated my father.Okay, stop.Well, hello, beautiful.You must be Harvey's squeeze. Hm?And you are beautiful.You look nervous. Is it the scars?You wanna know how I got them?Come here. Hey.Look at me.So I had a wife.She was beautiful, like you......who tells me I worry too much......who tells me I ought to smile more......who gambles and gets in deepwith the sharks. Hey.One day they carve her face.And we have no money for surgeries.She can't take it.I just wanna see her smile again. Hm'?I just want her to knowthat I don't care about the scars.So......I stick a razor in my mouthand do this......to myself.And you know what?She can't stand the sight of me.She leaves.Now I see the funny side.Now I'm always smiling.You got a little fight in you. I like that.Then you're gonna love me.Drop the gun.Oh, sure. You just take off your little maskand show us all who you really are. Hm?Let her go.Very poor choice of words._______________________________________________Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent.Oh, excuse me. I wanna drive.____Okay, rack them up.Rack them up, rack them up,rack them up.________________________________________________Evening, commissioner.Harvey Dent never made it home.- Of course not.- What have you done with him?Me?I was right here.Who did you leave him with?Hm? Your people?Assuming, of course,that they are still your people......and not Maroni's.Does it depress you, commissioner......to know just how alone you really are?Does it make you feel responsiblefor Harvey Dent's current predicament?- Where is he?- What's the time?What difference does that make?Well, depending on the time,he may be in one spot or several.- If we're gonna play games...- Mm-hm?...I'm gonna need a cup of coffee.Ah, the "good cop, bad cop" routine?Not exactly.Never start with the head. The victimgets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next...See?You wanted me. Here I am.I wanted to see what you'd do.And you didn't disappoint.You let five people die.Then you let Dent take your place.- Even to a guy like me, that's cold.- Where's Dent?Those Mob fools want you gone sothey can get back to the way things were.But I know the truth. There's no going back.You've changed things.- Forever.- Then why do you wanna kill me?I don't wanna kill you.What would I do without you?Go back to ripping off Mob dealers? No, no.No. No, you...You complete me.- You're garbage who kills for money.- Don't talk like one of them. You're not.Even if you'd like to be.To them, you're just a freak......like me.They need you right now......but when they don't......they'll cast you out like a leper.You see, their morals, their code......it's a bad joke.Dropped at the first sign of trouble.They're only as good as the worldallows them to be. I'll show you.When the chips are down, these...These civilized people......they'll eat each other.See, I'm not a monster.I'm just ahead of the curve.Where's Dent?You have all these rules,and you think they'll save you.- He's in control.- I have one rule.Oh. Then that's the rule you'llhave to break to know the truth.Which is?The only sensible way to liveis without rules.And tonight you're gonna breakyour one rule.I'm considering it.There's only minutes left,so you'll have to play my game......if you wanna save one of them."Them"?You know, for a while there,I thought you really were Dent.The way you threw yourself after her.Look at you go.Does Harvey knowabout you and his little bunny?Where are they?!Killing is making a choice.- Where are they?!- Choose between one life or the other.Your friend the district attorney,or his blushing bride-to-be.You have nothing,nothing to threaten me with.Nothing to do with all your strength.Don't worry, I'm gonna tell youwhere they are, both of them.And that's the point.You'll have to choose.He's at 255nd Street..._____________________________________________Do you wanna know why I use a knife?Guns are too quick.You can't savor all the......little emotions.You see, in their last moments......people show you who they really are.So in a way, I knew your friendsbetter than you ever did.Would you like to knowwhich of them were cowards?_________- What? Sorry?- What do you want?I just want my phone call.__________Hello there.____________I told you, I'm a man of my word.Where is the Italian?All tactical units will convergeon the location in minutes.I want auxiliary units to coverall possible getaway routes.Please.Joker-man, what you dowith all your money?You see, I'm a guy of simple taste.I enjoy......dynamite......and gunpowder......and gasoline.- What the...?- Ah, ah, ah.And you know the thingthat they have in common?They're cheap.How much are theypaying you to say who Batman is?This is our chance. I want Lau alive.The Joker, either way.Hey, Jim. Get a load of this.Let's take the next caller.Harvey Dent didn't wannagive in to this maniac.You think you know better?I think that if we could talk toDent today, he may feel differently.And we wish him a speedy recovery.Because God knows, we need him now.You said you were a man of your word.Oh, I am.I'm only burning my half.All you care about is money.This town deservesa better class of criminal......and I'm gonna give it to them.Tell your men they work for me now.This is my city.They won't work for a freak."Freak."Why don't wecut you up into little pieces......and feed you to your pooches? Hm?And then we'll see how loyala hungry dog really is.It's not about money......it's about sending a message.Everything burns.Who is this?I had a vision......of a world without Batman.The Mob ground out a little profit......and the police tried to shut them downone block at a time.And it was so boring.I've had a change of heart.I don't want Mr. Reesespoiling everything......but why should I have all the fun?Let's give someone else a chance.If Coleman Reeseisn't dead in 60 minutes......then I blow up a hospital.______________________________________Hi.You know......I don't want there to beany hard feelings between us, Harvey.- When you and...- Rachel!...Rachel were being abducted......I was sitting in Gordon's cage.I didn't rig those charges.Your men, your plan.Do I really look like a guy with a plan?You know what I am?I'm a dog chasing cars.I wouldn't know what to do with oneif I caught it.You know? I just do things.The Mob has plans. The cops have plans.Gordon's got plans.You know, they're schemers.Schemers trying to controltheir little worlds.I'm not a schemer.I try to show the schemers......how pathetic their attemptsto control things really are.So when I say... Ah. Come here.When I say that you and your girlfriendwas nothing personal......you'll know that I'm telling the truth.It's the schemersthat put you where you are.You were a schemer, you had plans......and look where that got you.I just did what I do best.I took your little planand I turned it on itself.Look what I did to this city witha few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.Hm? You know what I noticed?Nobody panics whenthings go "according to plan."Even if the plan is horrifying.If tomorrow I tell the press that, like,a gangbanger will get shot......or a truckload of soldierswill be blowing up......nobody panics.Because it's all part of the plan.But when I say thatone little old mayor will die......well, then, everyone loses their minds.Introduce a little anarchy......upset the established order......and everything becomes chaos.I'm an agent of chaos.Oh, and you know the thingabout chaos?It's fair.- You live.- Mm-hm.You die.Mmm. Now we're talking.__________________________________I'm Mike Engel for Gotham Tonight."What does it taketo make you people wanna join in?"You failed to kill the lawyer.I've gotta get you off the bench......and into the game.Bench. Game.- Come nightfall, this city is mine.- Mine.- And anyone left here plays by my rules.- Rules.Mr. Fox? Security is showinga break-in at the R & D Department.If you don't wanna be in the game...- ...get out now.- Get out now._______________________________________We really should stop this fighting,otherwise we'll miss the fireworks.There won't be any fireworks.And here we go._______________________________________Can't rely on anyone these days.You gotta do everything yourself. Don't we?That's okay. I came prepared.It's a funny world we live in. Speaking ofwhich, you know how I got these scars?No, but I know how you got these.Oh, you.You just couldn't let me go, could you?This is what happenswhen an unstoppable force......meets an immovable object.You truly are incorruptible, aren't you?Huh? You won't kill me......out of some misplaced senseof self-righteousness.And I won't kill you......because you're just too much fun.I think you and I are destinedto do this forever.You'll be in a padded cell forever.Maybe we could share one.You know, they'll be doubling up, the rate thiscity's inhabitants are losing their minds.This city just showed you......that it's full of peopleready to believe in good.Until their spirit breaks completely.Until they get a good lookat the real Harvey Dent......and all the heroic things he's done.You didn't think I'd risk losing the battlefor Gotham's soul......in a fistfight with you?No.You need an ace in the hole.Mine's Harvey.What did you do?I took Gotham's white knight......and I brought him down to our level.It wasn't hard.See, madness, as you know......is like gravity.All it takes is a little push.
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